How not to do photos when selling a car

Kinja'd!!! "CB" (jrcb)
11/19/2018 at 17:13 • Filed to: Filters don't make you an artist

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You want to sell a truck? Maybe have some clear photos of the truck. It’s a truck, not an art piece.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > CB
11/19/2018 at 17:20

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It looks like he’s trying to block out all possible identifying contextual images. But it’s hilariously overkill and doubly hilarious because it’s a dealer .


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CB
11/19/2018 at 17:20

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It’s art to him, damnit!

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB
11/19/2018 at 17:22

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It looks like he got his 12 year old daughter to take photos and apply instagram filters to it.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > CB
11/19/2018 at 17:23

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...complete with burnt-out headlight? Wtf?


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Just Jeepin'
11/19/2018 at 17:25

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To top it off, I love that their domain is “wheatonchev” and not “wheatonchevy”. Not sure whether they thought typing that one extra character would kill their sales or whether they took Chevrolet’s old plea to stop using the nickname “Chevy” too seriously.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > Chariotoflove
11/19/2018 at 18:20

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That’s what I thought. I’ve found some crazy stuff on the internet by context clues in craigslist photos,  but since the dealership address is public this is stupid.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > smobgirl
11/19/2018 at 18:42

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Only thing I can think of is some junior dealership employee is worried about liability from posting non-consenting third parties on an internet ad . But that doesn’t make complete sense either.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB
11/19/2018 at 18:45

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You want an ad with bad pics. Hold my beer

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Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CB
11/19/2018 at 18:52

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You can always annoy the seller back by offering him Tree Fiddy...


Kinja'd!!! CB > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2018 at 18:55

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Jesus.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB
11/19/2018 at 19:00

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Want to know the funniest part? The owner took this car to car shows all summer.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > CB
11/19/2018 at 19:11

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Lens flare lens flare! It worked for Cama ro and transformers!

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